i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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