My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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