Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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