what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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