You really coming over, don't trick.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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