My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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