wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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