Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
