is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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