This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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