why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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