Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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