S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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