Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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