You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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