Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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