Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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