We named our party play list daddy issues
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
porn star boner night. come get it.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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