There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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