I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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