I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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