I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
