so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I am full of burrito and curiosity
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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