I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
i out mim tonsoeep
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