omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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