3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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