She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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