if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Edward fifth and chaser hands
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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