with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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