I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
PANTIES FOUND
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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