how can u be prego again
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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