we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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