So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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