i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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