She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
it glows. i had to have it.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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