I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
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