If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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