This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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