Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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