I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
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