"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I got inside last night via doggy door
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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