so that wasnt chicken after all
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm like, not good at living.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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