ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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