I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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