Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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