I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i can't believe i had my finger in that
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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