He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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