Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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