You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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