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Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
her vagine was all disorganized.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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