I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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