For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
Randomize
