I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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