He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
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